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(via fangirlingforeverz)


“I eyed him. “That’s true.”
He took a step closer, a disconcertingly earnest expression all over his face. “Please, Sage. I know it’s a lot to ask, so I’m not even going to pretend you’d benefit. I mean, you can spend the day in San Diego doing whatever you wanted. It’s not the same as going to see solar panels or whatever with Brady, but I’d owe you-literally and figuratively. I’ll pay you gas money.”
“It’s Brayden, and where in the world would you get gas money?”
“I…I’d cut back on things to come up with the extra money,” he said after a few moments of hesitation.
I didn’t bother hiding my surprise. “Things” most likely meant alcohol and cigarettes, which was where his meager allowance usually went. “Really?” I asked. “You’d give up drinking to go see your dad?”
“Well not permanently,” he said. “That’d be ridiculous. Bot maybe I could switch to something slightly cheaper for a while. Like…slushes. Do you know how much I love those? Cherry especially.”







  • Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
  • Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.








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last day of school
  • other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
  • me: adios bitchachos








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